Me: Why can't i be happy being a fatty huh? Why do I have to go through all these trouble of detox,etc etc?

Politically correct Me : Because being fat is not healthy. It will lead to fatigue and stress. Also you will suffer (diseases etc) as you grow older. This is for your own good.

Inner Me: Wrong! It's because I'm a shallow biatch who thinks looks matters and wanna fit into clothes without having to stretch them or having to ask the sales lady for the biggest size and try that on, only to find that i cannot fit. Cuz I'm a sad, lonely, ANGSTY and fat biatch. RAH!

Me: I'm officially mad. I'm having an argument with myself. WTH?